i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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