he wants to bone in the snuggie
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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