She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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