sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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