I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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