they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
