y did u give ur computer a hand job?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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