I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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