singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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