seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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