Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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