some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
