He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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