So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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