I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
