you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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