I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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