Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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