Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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