dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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