You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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