she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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