I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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