Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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