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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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