Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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