even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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