Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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