It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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