i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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