You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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