Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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