"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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