My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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