Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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