if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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