Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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