They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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