Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
im on a boat
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