so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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