I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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