I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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