YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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