Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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