If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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