Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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