What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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