The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Girls should come with a carfax report
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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