You just made me feel so damn special
I don't think brook has ever known best
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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