i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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