I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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