I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
now i know why i became what i already was.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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