the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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