yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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